The CX Mothership Connection

Word to the wise, people.

Those who have ears, hear. And those who don't, are gonna get funked up.



Listen up. Mark your calendars now. The Tacchino has moved to September 25th. That's right. It's going to be the MABRA Super 8 opener, falling on the Sunday after Charm City. And yeah, we'll be bringing the funk again this year.

In fact, we're in negotiations to bring at least 20% more funk than last year, and if my star-shaped sunglasses hold up through the negotiations, we'll be delivering a king sized trunk of funk to wiggle your hips and shake your junk.

Sure road season has just started, and mountain bike racing season is barely off the ground. But *those* disciplines have repeatedly failed to bring the funk.

Not us.

This race is The One. Like Bootsy says, don't forget The One.

We're bringing it this 'cross season. I don't know how we're going to improve the Tacchino, but I've started mainlining espresso and cheap bourbon in the hopes of having some hallucinations that bring me some inspiration. That, and I'm listening to a *lot* of early 70's George Clinton, staying up all night dancing around in my basement, deranged sweat lodge style, and the ideas are bustin' loose.

We're gonna tear the roof off this sucka, people.

You hear?



Yep. I thought so.

Now scuttle off and mark your calendar now. You don't want to miss the CX Mothership Connection.

And would somebody drop me an email offline tell me how to get this Jeri Curl out of my hair? I gotta go to work tomorrow.