Go register for the Tacchino! Now! Because the Entry Fee is not too damn high!
We've collected an absolute shitload of great swag, and the more people we have, the higher (and better distributed) the cash prizes will be. And a singlespeed prizelist, fercrhissakes! It's only $20 to register... this rent is not too damn high! Your babies will have things to eat, your stomach will not be growling, our rent is not too damn high.
Not to mention if you people don't register in great numbers, I'm going to be stuck drinking all that beer by myself. And believe me, you do not want to see me on a drunken bender. That happens, the landlady will raise the rent, and then, the rent will be... well, you get the message.
So git er done!