Friday, July 02, 2010

Weekend Plans

So what are your plans for the weekend?

I thought I might spread some rumors about people I don't know very well, commit a couple acts of libel, begin a flame war on the local racing listserve, encourage my friends to tamper with a couple teams' business relations with their primary sponsors, bitch ceaselessly about promoters, refs, other racers, men, women, whatever not getting it, weep hysterically about how other worser riders are out to get me, and scream ceaselessly, ceaselessly, never ceasing.

Oh, sorry. That's how other people have chosen to spend their weekend.

Me? Screw that noise.

I'm going riding.

Artist's Rendition of the DC Area Cycling
Listserve Conversations Today:




Ps. If you aren't a racer in the mid-Atlantic, you are probably confused. You should be. I am one, and I damn sure am.

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