Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Various Brief Thoughts

Raced Wakefield tonight... felt okay, sort of. I felt like an ass for sloughing it off at the start. Since I was sandbagging out of Clydesdale and into Beginner, 'cuz, y'know, I kind of suck, I should have used my Solomonic Racing Wisdom to wheeze a good start position and hammer it up the first hill into the woods. I didn't, had no confidence in my fitness or skils, and as a result was near DFL at the start. Spent the racing picking people off, one after another. Nobody in my class passed me during the whole race - this isn't a testament to me, but to the shitty start I got. Um, well, except for the three times I threw my chain. I got passed by maybe a dozen people then, but passed them all back. Highlight of the race - somebody got a little stacked up at a log hop. Being beginners, maybe a dozen riders were waiting patiently for the mess to clear. I dismounted, shouldered the Salsa, and ran by the whole crew shouting, "race cyclocross, fools." That apparently caused some laughter in the ranks. It also put me past a bunch of people I never saw again for the rest of the race. It was nice to be racing around people instead of in the stretched out ranks of the back third in the SS and Clyde class... I may do this race until I get a decent result and then hit sport or Clyde. FWIW, next week, I'm sprinting up the hill, all out, at the start, maybe doing a standing effort. Put 30 or 40 people behind me right then, I'll place better. Ryan kicked ass, and Jon did really well on too-short gearing on the single. Loooove me some Wednesdays at Wakefield.

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Some people were upset by the Algerian soccer players punching our players in the face during the game today. Don't worry! They punch out female reporters post-game, too. You stay classy, Algeria!

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Looks like Germany will face England in the next round of the World Cup. I was privilege to attend a soccer riot, er, game, between England and Germany in '88 or so in Duesseldorf. I can still remember the song that the England fans sang for most of the game:
Two World Wars and one World Cup, doo-dah, doo-dah...
Oh yeah. It's going to be a barn burner.

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A naked woman in Salt Lake City led police on an extended chase today. The Chief of Police was stunned at how long it took Salt Lake City P.D. officers to finally catch up to the woman, arrest her and put some clothes on her. Apparently she grappled with the officers for quite a while too, before they subdued her and got the clothes on.

Frankly, I'm surprised it only took them a couple hours of chasing her around town naked...

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To the blogroll... Megs! DC MTB. Becky. Italian Cycling Journal. Nick Versus Gravity - a man after my own heart, and appetites. Newt - funny guy. Shorpy - great vintage photos, incl. bikes sometimes. XKCD - a cartoon for smart people. The New Criterion - pretty deep thinking, usually intellectual conservative stuff though you sometimes get some radicalism. The secular, arts & culture-focused companion to First Things.

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Think you're badass on your road bike? Maybe in your neighborhood or something...





I think that's Martin Ashton, who is a pioneering British Trials MTB rider.

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Last thing. There's a good essay on "Morals and the Servile Mind" in the New Criterion right now. Professor Minogue discusses the effect on the individual moral sphere of a paternalistic government. The whole article is worth reading - I think most of the free thinkers among you would find it isn't really conservative so much as classical liberal - and the money shot is interesting and kind of funny:
My concern with democracy is highly specific. It begins in observing the remarkable fact that, while democracy means a government accountable to the electorate, our rulers now make us accountable to them. Most Western governments hate me smoking, or eating the wrong kind of food, or hunting foxes, or drinking too much, and these are merely the surface disapprovals, the ones that provoke legislation or public campaigns. We also borrow too much money for our personal pleasures, and many of us are very bad parents. Ministers of state have been known to instruct us in elementary matters, such as the importance of reading stories to our children. Again, many of us have unsound views about people of other races, cultures, or religions, and the distribution of our friends does not always correspond, as governments think that it ought, to the cultural diversity of our society. We must face up to the grim fact that the rulers we elect are losing patience with us.

No philosopher can contemplate this interesting situation without beginning to reflect on what it can mean. The gap between political realities and their public face is so great that the term “paradox” tends to crop up from sentence to sentence. Our rulers are theoretically “our” representatives, but they are busy turning us into the instruments of the projects they keep dreaming up. The business of governments, one might think, is to supply the framework of law within which we may pursue happiness on our own account. Instead, we are constantly being summoned to reform ourselves. Debt, intemperance, and incompetence in rearing our children are no doubt regrettable, but they are vices, and left alone, they will soon lead to the pain that corrects. Life is a better teacher of virtue than politicians, and most sensible governments in the past left moral faults to the churches. But democratic citizenship in the twenty-first century means receiving a stream of improving “messages” from politicians. Some may forgive these intrusions because they are so well intentioned. Who would defend prejudice, debt, or excessive drinking? The point, however, is that our rulers have no business telling us how to live. They are tiresome enough in their exercise of authority—they are intolerable when they mount the pulpit. Nor should we be in any doubt that nationalizing the moral life is the first step towards totalitarianism.

You got that? The more government (and other institutions) does for you, the more that your moral character is reduced and the less your ability to take moral responsibility for your own actions. Morals, of course, are one of the things that separates us from the animals.

So that's something to think about, anyhow, particularly when you hear stuff like news articles touting the fact that in couple years you probably wont be permitted to buy food with salt in it.

9 comments:

Family Bike Shop said...

Good to see you last night. Glad you had fun.
Ryan got 3rd!!!!!

Jim said...

Good seeing you too, and it was nice to be seen.

That's an awesome result for Ryan. Can we start calling him a sandbagger? He's got mad handling skills and now he's riding more regularly looks like his fitness is coming up.

Family Bike Shop said...

Yeah we were talking about that last night. He should go for a win first. But we can still call him one.

Chuck Wagon said...

Newt is hilarious.

Nice job last night. Maybe I will come clog up the trails next Wednesday.

ridethewomble said...

Now you're speaking of things with which I am familiar. Much respect for racing last night. DANG, it was hot. During my Dummy ride, I actually thought, "those poor saps at WaW must be sufferin'!"

I never raced beginner, because I thought the bunching and crowding would make my head 'asplode. I'm wimping out on the racing this year because of my long hiatus. The one lap thing may be a compelling argument that says, "come on - get back into it," though. One the other hand, traffic jams on 495, and then traffic jams on the creek trail?

I think the feeling you get at the top of the first hill is why I'm being such a weakling. Well, that, and the feeling you get in the up-and-down singletrack headed back to the start-finish line. You know the one - "Man, I'm working it, but I'm going so sloooow. What's HAPPENING? Is my heart going to squirt out my ears?"

Here's how my Clydesdale races used to go. Bunch sprint up the hill. Heart rate through the roof. ringing ears. Gwadz, Quigley, Pepelko, and other guys in team jerseys would rocket off the front. I'd always be in the middle. I'd chase the fast guys back into the woods, and they'd lose me on the hill before the creek trail. Then I'd be alone - until I caught the slower sport women about 3/4 through the lap. The experts would blast by under the power lines. From then on, I would be alone, trying to keep it at the limit. I'd finish mid-pack, and that would be that.

At the last WaW I did, I decided to really push it. I KNEW I could out-brake the guys behind me on the 180-turn by the power station right at the beginning. I sprinted down that hill, and noticed too late how rutted the downhill had become. People who heard it said it sounded like a car crash. I was wearing a Fat Cyclist jersey, so when I popped up, covered with Wakefield dust, I was as orange as an oompa-loompa. An oompa-loompa with a broken radial head. A very UN-funny bone.

If you decide to race Clyde this year, post before the race, and maybe I'll drag myself down there. I'm sure I have more quit in me than you do, but I'll try to keep you in sight. If you don't hear a car crash behind you, it will probably mean I'm still back there.

ridethewomble said...

By the way - thanks for the Minouge article. Thank goodness for people who can articulate arguments like that so well. I've found my outraged sputtering wanting.

Margit said...

I MISS JIMOTHY! Thanks for putting me in your bloggy. I feel famous. Infamous, even!

ridethewomble said...

This post inspired me to ride the race course today. Hot? Yes.

As it turns out, the new course eliminates both the start hill to which I referred AND the demoralizing climb with false flats at the start/finish line. That means everything I complained about is history.

I couldn't believe the old start hill was still in play, as it is covered in about 3 inches of heavy HOT lane gravel. I just couldn't see a mass start up that thing. The carnage would make headlines.

The berm climb is new (to me). Unlike the old course, you get all your punishment at once, which seems somehow more honest. That thing is really going to sort the sheep from the goats.

I could be convinced. ...to race Clyde, not beginner.

gwadzilla said...

yes... it was hot

the new course changes are welcome

it is fun for it to be different

but yes...

that deep gravel start is a bitch
the hill itself is usually a high heart rate effort

but now... it is a high heart rate effort with slow speeds and a high risk of crashing

good job out there