Shit my six year-old kid has said in the last week or so that's frickin' killed me.
At church, right after communion when it's silent: "You see that guy over there?" [pointing to old guy with square glasses.] "I think he's the guy from 'UP'."
Upon being introduced to Ren & Stimpy tonight, during an ad: "Daddy, I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so hard I'm going to throw up. I'm really sorry so I'm apologizing now for it."
"If you're blind you have to see with your feet."
"It's okay to put gears on mommy's mountain bike so she can catch up to me but now you have to put more gears on mine so I can drop her."
"Daddy, I watch a lot of TV. Is is rotting my brain?"
Yes, it's true. My kid is smarter, funnier, and better looking than me. Good on him.
Just a reminder: The D.C. version of National Ride of Silence is Wednesday (today) at 7:00, kicking off from Hains Point. If there's interest afterwards, we can grab beers and grub after.
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