NewsFlash

Various utterly impeachable sources indicate that the elusive Schieckus Crossymanthicus was spotted at Rosaryville MTB Playland this morning. The sighting was noteworthy because this creature is normally only spotted in muddy field habitats, broken up by short strips of tarmac, short yellow wooden fences, and Belgian beer bottles littered about.

Schieckus Crossymanthicus in Repose

Like others of its genus, Schiavous Crossus and Thompson's Non-Gazelle, Schieckus Crossymanthicus appears to be adapting to this new hilly, wooded habitat with remarkable ease. We do not know if it will be able to dominate Powertapus Geekicus, or the fearful Gwadzillicus Rex, but based on its predatory behavior in its former habitat, we expect it to thrive and quickly become one of the apex predators in this new habitat.


Ps. Thanks for the ride. *Awesome* fun.