News of the Obvious

Training proceeds apace. Training for what, I'm not sure yet, since none of you have given me any suggestions of races or events to aim for as goals, and I'm as bankrupt as Greece when it comes to ideas right now. In lieu of interesting stories about training - because I have none right now, here's the News.

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It sucked riding in the cold and rain at Jeff Cup unless you won or damn near won, in which case it was excellent. I didn't ride, so I neither sucked, nor was excellent, though had I ridden I assure you, I would have sucked but not for long.

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Ricky Martin publicly announced he is gay. I, for one, am utterly shocked by this news. Greg, WTF? Did you know? Why didn't you tell me? So who is going to be next to come out of the closet in a shocking revelation? Ellen Degeneres? Elton John? Evidently, the Cold War era gaydar I was issued in the late 60's doesn't work so hot.

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Speaking of coming out of the closet... BikeSnob just did. No, he's not gay. He's Eben Weiss. That's okay Snob... we love you anyhow, even if you aren't gay!

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In other news, French comedy duo Barry & Sarko recently played the White House to Demi-Presidente Biden's obvious pleasure. "They're a f***in' big deal!," he said with glee.

Hottest French Comedy Duo Since Martin & Lewis Does "The Robot"