I'm doing some more work travel this week. No entertaining riding stories.
I can say, however, that if you don't have enough mayhem in your own life, one way to really up the quotient is to go to a busy airport with one of those moving walkways and ride down it. Then, when you get to the end of the walkway, take one step off the end of it and stop to ponder which would be the optimum path to the nearest generic shitty airport bar. This will ensure that at least a dozen people behind you plow into your dumb ass and shout at you. This is also a great way to make new friends.
So no ride-y. This is working wonders for my fitness and attitude. Jim grumpy! Jim smash now!