Gam Jams Reviews: Miracle Road Rash Cures

I had a bunch of stuff written up on this but frankly the idea that I was practicing medicine - or at least practicing medical malpractice - without a license sort of occurred to me mid way.

What I do for roadrash is a good cleaning followed by Tegaderm and Brave Soldier antiseptic cream. Keep the Tegaderm taped on and keep it covered for a week. Then enjoy the new skin. That works on mild abrasions. See your doc for anything more serious. Hint: puncture wounds, torn flesh, green stick fractures, gangrene and infections are not curable with topical ointment and Band-Aids. Your mileage may vary so use your own judgment here - it's your skin.

Surgeons Cleansing Roadrash of Early Velocipede Crasher:
Victim Says, "Zebediah Didn't Hold His Goldurned Line!"