Thursday, March 19, 2009

Another New Magazine

Based on the stunning response I've had to my first entry into the world of magazine publication, Guy-On-A-Bike, the Journal of Competitive Commuting, I've decided to launch a magazine directed toward the roadracing market. Whether you're a lowly Cat 5, a pro suspended for life for yet another doping violation and deep in denial while racing under an assumed name, or a clean-but-goofy-mustachioed weirdo riding for Team Garmin-Chipotle, this magazine is for you.

And don't worry, Mountain Bikers - the editorial staff and I are considering coming up with a dirty rag targeting your lifestyle too. We're in meetings with NORML and the makers of Doritos to discuss it this afternoon, as a matter of fact. Anyhow...

Enjoy!


2 comments:

theuffda said...

I made your banner? I'm famous! The magazines are hilarious. I want to subscribe to Guy-on-a-Bike for the same reason I like to watch Fox News--to understand the enemy.

Jim said...

Well, it was a really smart comment. Obvious but true, hard to internalize.

Understand, there's a little guy-on-a-bike in all of us.