Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Water Bottles: I Got Sunshine, on a Cloudy Day

I rode into and out of work today. It was nice. The legs are absent, the lungs not used to processing air, the foot still sore, the Achilles tendons a bit tender... but it was still amazing to get back on the bike and just spin the pedals.

Contrary to my usual habits I'm going to break out the "A" road bike and start riding it this week. Just a taste of that swift, graceful feeling on my cross bike on the road reminded me of why I ride, and I'm looking for another hit of that, a big hit.

I think I may put the tubulars on too. Training tubulars, but still a smooth, smooth ride. It's liek taking an extra large dose of whatever that good stuff is in roadriding that makes it so addictive.

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Hot Chicks With Douchebags: You've seen the blog, you've seen the book. Now, Get the Lawsuit! Basically, some women sued the author on the grounds that having their pictures included in a book about hot chicks with douchebags was defamatory. The women lost, I'd guess on the grounds that truth is an absolute defense to libel and defamation claims. As the proprietor of that blog put it, quite aptly IMAO, "striking blow for Free Speech and the validity of mocking choadscrotes and the women that love them."

And if that ain't enough for you, here's the German version, Maedchen mit Vollpfosten.

You gotta love that.

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While we're on the topic of scatalogical humor, do you care to check out the best non-pr*n movie name ever? Seriously, it's safe for work. Just be careful if you're there in your cubicle saying it out loud over and over again trying to figure out why I think it's so damned funny.

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For my fat roadie friends who are positively delirious with hunger pangs these days, as am I, here's a website that will help you with your diet: This is Why You're Fat. This little sample is for my pal, Fat Marc van der Bacon.


Yeah, that's right, beotches. It's a Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme bun. Mmmmmmm...

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Now this is actually important to you and your riding future. Check it out.



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5 comments:

bethbikes said...

You know you are dieting when....
Damn, that friggin sloppy joe donut actually looks good to me.

stevied said...

Bogart is "Rocks" Valentine. That's some funny shit.

KaliDurga said...

At first glance I thought it was bacon on a donut bun. I honestly think that either meat option could be tasty that way. And that actually looks like one of the better combinations at that site.

TCR James said...

Beth - right on.

StevieD - yep. Straight out of the "how dirty can we make it before the audience catches on" file.

KaliD - Bacon on a Krispy Kreme? Holy crap. Throw some sugared up cream cheese filling into that, and you'd have yourself a winner.

Jim

bethbikes said...

Oh my God, that sounds SOOOO good!