That's why I'm proposing some alternatives for the holiday table this year. One healthy alternative is fried worms on a stick with a nice peanut sauce.
Worms are healthy. You've never seen worms in your doctor's office or in the hospital, have you? No. Of course not. That would be ridiculous.
Worms subsist on a diet of rainwater, dirt, vegetation (especially hemp and hemp by-products), and more dirt, which is comparable to the diet eaten by top mountain bikers in the early 90's such as Tom Ritchey and Bob Roll. With references like that, I think there's a lot to commend fried worms on a stick as your main course at Thanksgiving. Warning: as any fisherman can tell you, the slaughter of worms as a food product is a grizzly sight. Do not give any television interviews about this dish if the worms are being prepared in the background, otherwise people might be put off.
8 comments:
Jim, have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9UTvESBIc
Botched
Ummm...that would be a "grisly" sight.
Thanks, Ed.
Gotta love those bourgeois traditions. Or, as R.Crumb would put it, "booshwah".
Do worms contain tryptophan?
No worms for me thanks! Here at Casa de Fatguy we'll be chowing on crab cakes and steamed shrimp. No leftovers!
Botched - yes. There's a housing bubble one too that is hilarious. Or Hitlerious. Or whatever you call some film that mocks pop culture and Hitler at the same time.
Anon. - thainks for corecting my spehling. Eye apreyshiate it.
Kali - I haven't a clue. I can't get through a whole plate of them without passing out.
FGR - Um, I guess that's your way of saying you caught the Most Dangerous Catch ads on Discovery and decided, "Good enough for Captain Phil, good enough for me." And indeed, why not?
Jim
That hemp is strong stuff. Making bike frames and wheelsets out of it now.
So if the worms are eating it then it has to make you strong. Kind of like the Pop-eye syndrome.
-B
I just say Widgety Grubs. Yum.
Palin, worms, and Bob Roll all wrapped up in one. Good show my friend.
Picco
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