This probably violates the Hatch Act, or the Mann Act, The Aristocrats or something, but people have been asking me who I endorse for president. That's easy. I endorse Wendell, of the Common Sense Party. Why? Because forget spreading the wealth around, forget shooting your moose. Instead, Live the High Life. That's what I say. Take it away, Wendell:
Somehow, I think Fat Marc will get on board this campaign of beers, le toute suite.
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I vote and I drink... buuuuurp.
OK, let me get this straight, If I give him six-fifty, I can get a 6-pack of Miller and a plate of Buffalo Wings? He'll even give me some Change?
He's got my vote. Oh, and he gives better speeches than any of the other candidates.
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