This probably violates the Hatch Act, or the Mann Act, The Aristocrats or something, but people have been asking me who I endorse for president. That's easy. I endorse Wendell, of the Common Sense Party. Why? Because forget spreading the wealth around, forget shooting your moose. Instead, Live the High Life. That's what I say. Take it away, Wendell:
Somehow, I think Fat Marc will get on board this campaign of beers, le toute suite.