This ad tells us that Chuck Norris' jeans have a unique hidden gusset.
Rumor has it that it used to be a completely normal gusset, but the unique terror caused by seeing Chuck Norris' enormous manhood forced it into hiding.
Reputable sources indicate that the gusset is in the super-secret DARPA* witness protection program and working as the reinforcing stitching on a gardener's apron in Tuscon, AZ. Others in hiding from Chuck Norris' awesomeness are said to include the chamois from Chuck Norris' bike shorts, the knuckles on Chuck Norris' work gloves, and most of the Yakuza.
*DARPA - Defense Against (Chuck Norris') Rampant P***s Agency
6 comments:
Have you seen this?
Chuck Norris Contest
I'm still waiting for the celebrity death match between Chuck Norris and David Carradine.
Walker Texas Ranger vs Kwai Chang Caine.
If someone could organise that I'd certainly bring the chips and dip.
I think a Chuck Norris vs Jens Voight match would be the end of the world as we know it. It just might create an alternate universe, ruled by Eddy Merkx and Bruce Lee, breaking the legs and kicking the asses of all opponenents at the same time. I think my brain is broken....
Walter - thanks. Interesting. They must have left a lot of the good ones out.
Big Mike - in all reality, that would be a beatdown from hell. The only question is whether Chuck Norris would punch David Carradine's face off... from behind.
Boz - Chuck Norris would win, by literally tearing the legs off the peloton. Voigt would show a lot of heart of course - his own, after Chuck Norris used his bare hands to rip it out of Voigt's chest while still beating.
BTW, "Chuck Norris Rampant P***s" refers to his Rampant Pants. Do you see that pants leg in the picture? Why, it's rigid and sticking up at a 45 degree angle. It must be 3 feet long! Terrifying!
But Carradine would seem all serene and peaceful as it happened. There's a lot of kudos in that level of toughness.
sick jim, sick.
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