Saturday, June 21, 2008
Chuck Norris' Jeans are Tougher Than Yours
This ad tells us that Chuck Norris' jeans have a unique hidden gusset.
Rumor has it that it used to be a completely normal gusset, but the unique terror caused by seeing Chuck Norris' enormous manhood forced it into hiding.
Reputable sources indicate that the gusset is in the super-secret DARPA* witness protection program and working as the reinforcing stitching on a gardener's apron in Tuscon, AZ. Others in hiding from Chuck Norris' awesomeness are said to include the chamois from Chuck Norris' bike shorts, the knuckles on Chuck Norris' work gloves, and most of the Yakuza.
*DARPA - Defense Against (Chuck Norris') Rampant P***s Agency