He'd reproduce like Xerox.
Turns out his wife just reached into her kangaroo pouch of courage and pulled out a baby.
Yep, that's right, there's 4 or 5 little Jenses running around, tearing the legs off other toddlers and adolescents. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
He'd rock out. An interview of Jens Voigt from 2005:
Q: If you were a pop star, who would you be?
Jens Voigt: Oh, well, I would have to be Metalica. You know their music is so powerful and thumping that it is really good for warming up before a time trial or something.
I'm really down with that answer for some reason.
He'd ride a silly bicycle.
Give it to Jens... He'll ride anything!He'd ride a silly bicycle.
Then he'd reach deep into his suitcase of courage, and tear the legs off the peloton. 'Cuz that's how Jens rolls.
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What would Jens do???
He's tell you to learn to tell the time so you could SLEEP, EAT, RIDE, REPEAT.
To which I would respond, "Please no. I can't. I'm just a trackie."
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