Who among us has not been tempted to do something just like this?
The local squirrels torture my cats. There is even one squirrel that comes up to our front door's glass panels, stands on his hind legs, spread eagled, with forepaws on the glass ("assume the position, Rocky") and then steps back when the cats come charging headlong into the glass.
Yeah, maybe it's animal cruelty. But so is torturing cats. These squirrels... they've gotten away with it for too long. They have it coming.
I'm just upset I didn't think of it first.
Ps. And if you don't think bushy-tailed, cute, buck-toothed rodents are evil, get a load of this:
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I really don't want to find this funny....but I cannot help it. :)
My old boss lived on a pretty big farm and had a lot of bird feeders. The feeders were all hung onto trees by bungees instead of chain, so when squirrels jumped onto them they got launched off. Not nearly as entertaining as this, but effective nonetheless.
Of course you could always ward squirrels off by showing them my front wheel - capital punishment for rodents!
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