Water Bottles: Falling Leaves, Falling Riders Edition

I Swear on the Saddlesores of St. Stephen,
the Unholy Rouleur's Ass is at Least This Wide...

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Mike May wants to have fun with how people find his site. He talks about booty and bike race names showing up in the referrer logs. Two people can play that game, Mike. What shows up in my referrer logs?

• Torn ankle cartilage. (Eeeewww...)
• Michelle Tafoya anorexia (Eeeeewwww)
• Ed Sander death (this is getting f888ing grim now)
• Cankles and minimize (interesting search results mainly focused on girls unhappy about their legs)
• Pizza and gout (been there, didn't do that, apparently).
• Individuals with ADD

Top that, Mike.

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Flaming Singlespeed 'Cross of Death: We're Hoping it's a UCI Class Next Year

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Here's an event I'd like to attend - The Eve of Destruction. The Wisconsin International Raceway annually hosts an event featuring rally racing, stunt motorcycles, demolition derby, and the highlight:

Buick-pocalypse

If they threw in Single Speed Cyclocross on Flaming Tall Bikes, it'd be a must-see event. As it is, it still looks pretty good.

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I give you: Goatonapole 2.0: The Re-Monkeying. There is a goat, there is a pole. The goat is on the pole. The monkey is on the goat, the pole is on the tightrope. Forever and ever, amen.


If you missed my original discussion of Goatonapoly, shame on you. It's not too late to convert.