In response to popular demand from nearly nobody, a picture of Moi after hammering to an impressive 34th out of 82 at the DC CX, in the bone-chilling awesomeness that is the C Class:
A Bear With Beer, and
3 Cases of Criminally Negligent Hair
I can't remember the name of the guy on my right but he's inspirational as shit - lost 70 pounds in the last year after his doctor told him "ride or die," basically. Single dad, rides when he can. Currently usually caught up in a battle to fight off DFL, but I suspect he'll be kicking my ass by next march.
As for me finishing 34th in the lowly C's, I'll repeat Samuel Johnson's quote about women preaching.
Sir, [it is] like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
Just speaking as the dog that walks on his hind legs, hippity hop, hippity hop! I'll take it bro. Hopefully we're running on four by next year.
As for that other guy... That's Dirk Diggler's younger, worse endowed brother. Either that, or the Racing Union's Kevin Stapleton, their answer to the burning question, "Will the U.S. ever produce a rider like Vladi Karpets?"