Alternative Uses

So now that the cyclists are at least nominally clean, where is all the Human Growth Hormone and EPO going? To the racing dogs, of course. Check out this whippet:

"Eees not a tumor... eeees mossel."

Betcha he ain't catchin' any frisbees any time soon.

"It wasn't my blood they found... it was Basso's. Really. I swear.
Maybe it was my phantom twin. Say, is it warm in here? I'm drooling
and have zits on my back. I think it's from the heat. Really."

Ps. Dear Dick "Dog" Pound: The dog is not really a doper. Even though I will see your piety and raise you some smug, I know doping isn't a laughing matter but that was a joke. The dog actually has a genetic abnormality that gives him twice the amount of muscle that a normal whippet has. He's a genetic freak and that's why he has amazing muscular abilities.


Pps. Just like Lance Armstrong, Dick. Just like Lance Armstrong. Arrrraaaiiiigggghhheeeee!