Ham is definitely the finest and greatest of the lunchmeats. Parma, Virginia, Boiled, Pit, Honey, Prosciutto... it's great stuff, all of it.
The only lunchmeat that even comes close, is Capacolo.
Come to think of it, that probably counts as ham too.
The situation was best summed up by that great philosopher.
|Homer Simpson:||Marge, prepare the celebration ham.|
|Marge:||All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.|
|Homer Simpson:||Marge, they're just hams. OK?|
Yes, ham. It's the meat that keeps on giving.