200 meters from the last turn, Chris just keeps going and absolutely buries it into the turn! I’m thinking it’s either going to work, or we’re laying these bikes on the deck.That's some good squishy, no?
- Headline: "Buffalo Bills Name Quarterback." Interesting. I didn't know that one had been born yet. Yeah, you laugh, but have you witnessed the Bills crash, burn, repeat routine for the last few years? I wish I was joking about how bad the Bills' QB's have been. Even the optimists are predicting a 6-10 season, if the Bills get all the breaks. Could be rough.
- In a variation on a children's tongue twister:
How many bugs could a fat fuck suck,That's my grotesquely profane way of saying there were vast, dense clouds of gnats and mosquitos and deer flies on the Capital Crescent tonight on my way home. Sucking wind like I was caused me to eat a path through them the way a Blue Whale sucks down krill. It was not nice. They are a little too bitter to be tasty, to the point where even a liberal dose of sugar couldn't improve the taste. If you think there's an excessive amount of cursing in the above block quote, good thing you weren't riding with me tonight. Your ears might have fallen off.
If a fat fuck could suck bugs?
A fat fuck would suck
What a fat fuck could suck,
If that fat fuck could suck bugs.
- Law prof blogger Ann Althouse has a picture of a horror film bike on her website here. I'd post the photo but I think she owns the rights to it, and she's a lawyer, no telling what she'd do to me if I did that.
- Hill ride tomorrow AM. Nighty-night, all.